We’d like to thank Eoghann Irving for launching a small, but not inconsiderable, campaign for our next Torture Cinema movie selection. Without him, we’d likely be watching something like Jumper, which is only moderately bad as a movie. In fact, after all the awful movies we’ve been forced to watch in the last year, we might have actually come to like Jumper. Maybe.
But such niceties are not in the cards, it seems. Instead of Jumper, we get to watch this:
Thanks, Eoghann. Really. You’ve just given us the much-needed rationale for committing homicide…
