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A Book By Its Cover: Envy by J. R. Ward

Marlando Marosivic is the last of the Glamangels, a near-extinct race of angels whose power stems not from their ability to heal or fly, but from their beauty.  The last of his race were exterminated by the Fuglangels, led by Turpista Foetidangelus, and now Marlando must hide among the Mediocrangels and humans of Evangelis.  But hiding for a Glamangel has never been easy.  Sooner or later, someone realizes you’re beautiful and outs you to everyone else.  That’s not to say that Marlando doesn’t love the extra attention.  In fact, he relishes in it.  But Marlando has a secret, something Turpista and her league of Fuglangel assassins would do anything to prevent coming true.  Something buried deep in his stomach that could bring back the Glamangels once more to light the world of Evangelis in beauty. Envy is strangely bare-breasted about its messages.  Reminiscent of I Am Number Four and the upcoming Tara Banks vehicle, Modelland, Ward’s novel explores the consequences of being special in a world hell bent against it.  Rippling with eye-catching imagery and well-defined character elements, the novel does what fantasies of this kind do best:  provide a template on which readers can transplant their hopes and desires, albeit in a more realistic fashion than Twilight by Stephanie Meyer or Ward’s previous romantic fantasies, The Composition Book and The Prince of Strides. But characterization, sadly, is where Envy has many problems.  Yes, Marlando is sympathetic and a perfect character the audience can insert themselves into, but that also means that Marlando is an empty suit (an odd statement when you consider that Ward’s angels only wear faded Levi’s boot cut jeans).  Marlando, thus, spends the novel running from Turpista and the Fuglangel assassins, but does little to affect his situation or explain to Jill McNamara, Nadine Candlewick, Abigail Rumphness, or Ralindo Nagawaktaro (his would-be girlfriends who appear every thirtieth page, roughly, throughout the novel) about his situation.  Instead, he keeps his internal conflicts secret, presenting a cookie-cutter exterior to those who “know” him.  He doesn’t ask them for help.  He doesn’t mourn for them when Turpista cuts up their faces to make them in the likeness of the Fuglangels.  He doesn’t even bother to change his pants when they are splattered with blood.  Rather, Marlando keeps his finely-chiseled facade in check, moving from place to place while his “girlfriends” are turned into 2s and 3s (Abigail, sadly, is turned into a 1 in what may be the most brutal de-beautifying scene ever conceived; Tara Banks would be terrified). That’s not to say that Envy doesn’t have anything to enjoy.  Ward’s handling of imagery serves to keep the narrative clear and direct.  Likewise, Marlando is a sympathetic character, despite being quite obviously someone we’ve seen before.  You can’t help feeling sorry for him, especially when you consider the rules he must follow by being a Glamangel.  After all, it’s difficult to hide yourself from your enemies if you aren’t allowed to wear shirts, both because angels don’t do that and because the only size Marlando could wear would make him look like he had met a large man at a bar and spent the night in that man’s bed.  But the rules seem somewhat artificial and superficial.  If he’s the last of his kind, but also part of a narrow range of angelic forms, then why does he need to stick to the rules of character?  I don’t know, and neither does Marlando. Envy may not be for everyone, but it’s beautiful.  That, I imagine, will keep a lot of you ladies interested (or not).  I, for one, will steer clear.  Well-defined narrative tropes and so on are hardly up my alley… (A Book by its Cover is our weekly column in which we review a book based solely on the cover, without any other knowledge of what it is about. Any similarities in our review to the book are purely coincidental and proof that we are awesome)

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Nature Magazine: No Humans Allowed (Plus a Question For Listeners)

Have you heard?  NPG, the folks behind Nature, the scientific journal, have banned Homo sapiens from submitting to their magazine: To the dismay of many (yet to the delight of a few), Nature Publishing Group announced today that its flagship journal, Nature, will no longer accept submissions from humans (Homo sapiens). The new policy, which has been under editorial consideration for many years, was sparked by a growing sentiment in the scientific community that the heuristics and biases inherent in human decision-making preclude them from conducting reliable science. In an ironic twist of fate, the species has impeached itself by thorough research on its own shortcomings. The ban takes effect on 12 September and will apply to those who self-identify as human. Authors will be required to include, in addition to the usual declaration of competing financial interests, the names of all humans consulted in preparation of the submitted work. Other journals are likely to adopt a similar policy. Of course, the above is all a bit of humor, but can you blame them?  When you read the whole thing, it starts to make a lot of sense.  Why are humans doing all the science?  We’re faulty fleshbags, after all! But the real question is this: Will we ever see a future in which machines/robots/half-humans/non-humans do all of the science for us? I suspect yes, but it probably won’t be in my lifetime.  Non-humans have been playing a major role in science for a long time, but humans have always been needed to parse out the details.  We have to do the interpretation.  But our reign will be short lived.  Eventually someone will invent an AI or robot or not-quite-human who can do roughly the same work — only better.  That will be an interesting day, no?

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Lit Bits: Kafkaesque edited by John Kessel and James Patrick Kelly

A very interesting anthology is coming out from Tachyon Publications this November.  We’ve put all the information below, but we want to start this all off with a few questions for all of you: What do you think of the book?  Are you looking forward to it?  Why or why not? Here’s the back cover blurb (ToC to follow): Franz Kafka died in obscurity in 1924, having published a handful of odd stories in little-known central European literary magazines. Yet modern culture has embraced the stark ideas and vivid imagery of his work. Even those who have never read a word of his fiction know enough to describe their tribulations with bureaucracy as “Kafkaesque.” Kafkaesque explores dystopian, comedic, and ironic fictions inspired by Franz Kafka’s work. In Philip Roth’s alternate history, Kafka survives World War II and immigrates to America, Jorge Luis Borges envisions a labyrinthine public lottery that evolves into bureaucratically-mandated mysticism. Carol Emshwiller invents an exclusively male society faced with its first (mostly) female member. Paul Di Filippo’s journalist by day, costumed crime-fighter by night, copes with the bizarre amidst the mundane. Also includes Kafka’s classic story “The Hunger Artist,” in a brand-new translation, as well as an illustrated version by legendary cartoonist R. Crumb (Fritz the Cat). Additionally, each author discusses Kafka’s writing, its relevance, its personal influence, and Kafka’s enduring legacy. The table of contents are as follows: “A Hunger Artist” (translated by Kessel) by Franz Kafka “The Drowned Giant” by J.G. Ballard “The Cockroach Hat” by Terry Bisson “Hymenoptera” by Michael Blumlein “The Lottery in Babylon” (tr: Hurley) by Jorge Luis Borges “The Big Garage” by T. Coraghessan Boyle “The Jackdaw’s Last Case” by Paul Di Filippo “Report to the Men’s Club” by Carol Emshwiller “Bright Morning” by Jeffrey Ford “The Rapid Advance of Sorrow” by Theodora Goss “Stable Strategies for Middle Management” by Eileen Gunn “The Handler” by Damon Knight “Receding Horizon” by Jonathan Lethem & Carter Scholz “A Hunger Artist” by David Mairowitz & Robert Crumb “I Always Wanted You to Admire my Fasting”, or “Looking at Kafka” by Philip Roth “The 57th Franz Kafka” by Rudy Rucker “The Amount to Carry” by Carter Scholz “Kafka in Brontëland” by Tamar Yellin (Talk about a who’s who of weird writers, right?)

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Check it Out! Competition to win Celine Kiernan's Into the Grey

One of our favoritest authors in the whole wide world, Celine Kiernan, has a new novel coming out this month!  Which means we’re going to have to interview her again soon (*hinthint* Celine). Into the Grey is a YA novel about a boy who is losing his twin brother to a ghost: ‘The scream was awful – a horrible desolate cry…the child led my unresisting brother up the path and further into the tangled garden. Out of my sight’. My name is Patrick Finnerty. I am fifteen and I’m losing my brother. A ghost is stealing him away. I know how crazy that sounds. But my brother, my twin, is going to die; I’m watching him die. No one else can see what’s happening. What can I do? The answers seem to lie within the memory of a dream – between this world and the next. Within The Grey. But I don’t want to go into The Grey. I don’t want to. I’ve seen what it’s like! In honor of the upcoming release, Celine is hosting a competition to win a copy of the book!  You should head over to her blog and check things out.  All she is asking for is a simple, up to 200 word, description of what it would be like to be a ghost!  Sounds positively spooky. So go to it!  For a recap of how much we love Celine and how wonderful she is, please feel free to check out our Interviews with her over here: The Skiffy and Fanty Show #28a: An Interview w/ Celine Kiernan The Skiffy and Fanty Show #28b — An Interview w/ Celine Kiernan (part two)

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A Book By Its Cover: Bad Island by Doug TenNapel

Tennille Moffat is the world’s foremost authority on Beatles’ collectibles – from tickets to their iconic performance at the Ed Sullivan show to a gold lapel pin from George Harrison’s Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Suit, she knows better than anyone both the sentimental and monetary value of items both common and rare.  When a mysterious client, Mr. Blue, invites her to his island sanctuary in the Maldives claiming that he has the half of the hole given to Jeremy in Yellow Submarine , Tennille has no choice but to take him up on his offer. When she’s met at the docks by Captain Denaho,  a swarthy Maldivian pilot with a mischievous glimmer in his eye, Tennille’s initial apprehension, about traveling alone to a secluded island in a country that she doesn’t know the language, is dispelled by his outstretched hand and a glass of fermented coconut milk.  But when Tennille wakes with a throbbing head in a field of flowers surrounded by stone sentinels, she realizes perhaps that she didn’t understand anything about The Beatles at all. As a Beatles fan, I was instantly intrigued by the conceptual nature of this novel.  It combines fantasy and science fiction into a cohesive, but occasionally difficult to follow, story full of rich characters and surreal circumstances.  Doug TenNapel has successfully incorporated his fascination with history, pop-culture, and science that has previously only been hinted at in his earlier non-fiction, works like, The Theoretical Physics of Earthworm Jim and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes:  or How the Agriculture Industry is Trying to Kill You.  Bad Island is obviously a labor of love and Beatles history and the subculture dedicated to it are the main focus of the novel. It isn’t often that a world is so richly drawn by a writer that you come up grasping for air and needing a dose of reality, but TenNapel does exactly that with his prose.  If he fails at anything it is in revealing too little.  When the main character, Tenille, realizes what is going on, the reader is still left completely in the dark and struggling for another 50 pages.  However, with such intriguing characters – Tenille, Captain Denaho, and the enigmatic Mr. Blue – there to escort you through the dense puzzles, it is easy to forget that you’re suffocating on an overabundance of background information, while desperate for  immediate clues.  Books that force you to operate, metaphorically, with one hand tied behind your back, or one eye blindfolded, create an unnecessary handicap that can occasionally be frustrating. I will say that, by the end of the book, I felt as if I had just spent a semester in a pop-culture history course that revealed both a great deal of factual information, but also spent a lot of time speculating as to the motivations for and social ramifications of “The Beatles” culture.  It was a fun romp which managed to be both sparse in prose and rich in detail and I would recommend it to anyone who likes their history with a dash of adventure. (A Book by its Cover is our weekly column in which we review a book based solely on the cover, without any other knowledge of what it is about.  Any similarities in our review to the book are purely coincidental and proof that we are awesome)

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