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Coming Soon: Torture Cinema, Christmas 2011

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Last year, we watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.  It was a festive monstrosity of a review, opening and ending with a little Christmas cheer. But this year, we’re reaching even farther into the abyss.  That’s right, we’re watching a foreign film…from Norway Finland! Prepare yourselves!  On Dec. 24th, 2011, we’ll release our review of Rare Exports, which may or may not be the most brilliant Christmas horror movie ever made.  And did we mention that we’re going to drink ourselves silly during the recording process?  Yeah…

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Torture Cinema Poll #6 Results

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To be honest, we’re actually (sort of) looking forward to re-watching this piece of crap for Halloween. Here’s to a funny, semi-drunk edition of Torture Cinema.  That’s right:  Jen and I are going to be drinking.  But the question is what…

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Halloween Special: We Need Your Movie Suggestions!

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October is coming up mighty quick, and with it comes candy and middle-aged men and women dressed up as ninjas and creepy guys in masks with fake chainsaws to scare all the little kiddies… I mean, that’s not what we’re doing.  Then again, we’re not middle-aged… In any case, we really need your help for our Torture Cinema feature.  For the first time ever, we’re going to have a special  Halloween edition of Torture Cinema.  This means we need suggestions. If you know of any bad  supernatural or science fiction horror movies that you think we should watch and review, let us know in the comments, send us an email (skiffyandfanty[at]gmail[dot]com), send us a tweet, or look for our link on Google+ and leave a message. We’ll collect all of the suggestions and narrow them down to the five most popular selections.  After that, you all get to vote on one of them, which will result in Jen and Shaun kicking and screaming about your poor life choices. Now start your suggesting!

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