We asked for your votes, and this is what you’ve given us to watch: Jumper (IMDB) And so, we shall watch it, and hate it, and report back to you all soon with our pain…
Season Four has officially begun. Throughout January, you should expect interviews with Gareth L. Powell, Christopher Barzak, and Myke Cole (possibly one other author, too). And starting next week, we’ll have our first discussion episode featuring Stina Leicht as our magical guest! But before we can get to the end of the month for our first Torture Cinema episode of the year, we’ve got to know which film we’re going to have to watch at the end of the month… That’s where you come in. Vote in the new poll and help us select the first torture for the year! The Movies (view at your own risk): Jumper (2008) Solar Crisis (1990) Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) The Avengers (1998)
And it’s all because of you. The episode will drop on 12/24/12. Prepare yourself. The Mayans were wrong. The world ends because of us…
It’s that time of year again! And that means we’re going to have to review another holiday-themed genre flick. Call it “Deck the Halls with Bows of Awful” or “Torture Bells” or “Torture the Red-Tinged Brainsmear.” Whatever you want to call our once-a-year Torture Cinema special, the most important thing you need to know is that you get to choose what we watch. So take your little clicker thing and vote! Links to films: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) Elves (1989) The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Santa’s Slay (2005)
Paul Weimer will be taking his rain check in July for our 80s special edition of Torture Cinema. That’s right. The 80s. We asked for suggestions and you all were more than forthcoming. We then filled up a huge list of crappy 80s movies and narrowed them down to five for this poll. Don’t worry, we’ll hit up the 80s again. Here’s the poll. Vote away!
Jen is really going to hate me for this, and Paul too, but it had to be done. Thanks to all our listeners, we will be reviewing the following stinker of a movie:
