You picked it. Now we have to watch it. And what did you all pick? This piece of crap: Thanks a lot, jackasses. (Then again, it’s a horror movie, which means Jen will really hate it. We might have fun after all…)
It’s time to pick another movie. We hope you make the right choice, because the last one you all picked as awful… And don’t forget that you can always suggest new movies to add to our larger list. We don’t watch anything you don’t let us know about! After all, we watch bad science fiction, fantasy, and horror movies so you don’t have to…
We’d like to thank Eoghann Irving for launching a small, but not inconsiderable, campaign for our next Torture Cinema movie selection. Without him, we’d likely be watching something like Jumper, which is only moderately bad as a movie. In fact, after all the awful movies we’ve been forced to watch in the last year, we might have actually come to like Jumper. Maybe. But such niceties are not in the cards, it seems. Instead of Jumper, we get to watch this: Thanks, Eoghann. Really. You’ve just given us the much-needed rationale for committing homicide…
It’s easy. Just click to choose the movie to torture us with next. Or don’t. We don’t care either way, because we’re still sure this whole “let you choose” thing is a glorious mistake…
Guess what we’re watching! We’ve never seen this movie, but we’re pretty sure that when we record on Thursday, we will have mad hate for all of you. May you burn in the fiery depths of listener hell!
You know the drill: pick one movie you’d like us to review at the end of June for our Torture Cinema feature! We promise to hate you no matter which one you choose. Feel free to suggest titles for future polls in the comments. We’re itching to know which movies you hated or have heard were bad!
