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#PollMondays: Which of these super people would win in a game of Risk?

We’re rolling out a new thing on the blog. It began as a new thing on our Twitter account:  #PollMondays. People seemed to like it, so we’re going to do more of it! The premise for today’s poll is simple:  if these super people sat down for a game of Risk, who do you think would win? To make things more interesting, we’ve taken out all of the obvious contenders for smarts and tactics, such as Batman, Professor X, Nick Fury, Brainiac, and basically anyone who can reliably see the future. Instead, we’re giving you big, beefy superheroes — known for their ability to punch other people in the face more than their ability to strategize (mostly). Vote away!

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Torture Cinema Poll: July "Battle of the Decades"

We’ve been enjoying ourselves forcing you guys to pick older movies and this month is no exception! The question is, what decade produced the WORST science fiction films? Honestly, I have no idea, and I really doubt this completely unscientific poll will answer that question, but WOW do these movies look awful! They’re all available on YouTube right now so if you want to watch before you decide, please do! But this poll ends on Friday, so hurry!

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Torture Cinema Poll: June Classics

Even though you probably haven’t even had the pleasure of listening to Shaun’s singing in our Queen of the Damned episode yet, it’s time to pick our torture for June! This time, we’ve decided to force you to torture us with a classic… Ok, so ‘classic’ is probably being too kind to the utter drek that you get to pick from this month. May Cthulhu have mercy on our souls.  

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Torture Cinema Poll: Mayday!

Well, everyone, Babylon AD was pretty awful. More awful than some of us remembered. So good job on your April pick! This time around, there are no redeeming features to any of these movies. We swear. None. So pick away and be confident that whatever you do choose, it will be torturous for our participants!!

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Torture Cinema Poll: April Showers!

We do hope you enjoyed our last Torture Cinema as much as we didn’t. Who am I kidding? WE LOVE GETTING TORTURED! (We laugh so we don’t cry) We’ve got some really good movie picks for you this month! Or is that bad ones? Whatever they are, they’re something.  

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