#PollMondays: How much would you pay for a remastered *original* Star Wars trilogy?
Fans have been asking for re-releases of the original theatrical versions of the Star Wars trilogy since the invention of the DVD. Aside from a couple of obscure, lower quality releases, we’ve yet to have our dreams fulfilled. Some of us would be willing to pay good money for these original films. Enter this week’s poll. You know the drill. Vote!
Torture Cinema Poll: October Halloween Horror!
It’s that time of year in which we all suddenly transform into witches, vampires, and goblins! Oh, who are we kidding? Some of us are ALWAYS witches, vampires, and goblins. But since we’re not allowed to go trick-or-treating anymore, because we’re adults, we have to review awful horror movies for a special Halloween release instead! These movies are probably more horrifying than candy corn pizza. Maybe. Honestly, candy corn pizza is probably the scariest thing we’ve seen this year. Your torture selection is from our specially curated list by David Annandale, so we’re sure they’re all hauntingly good. MUAHAHAHAHA! In conclusion: What’s the best way to get rid of a demon? Exorcise a lot.
#PollMondays: Which fantasy world would you want to live in?
It’s time for another #PollMondays poll! This week, we want to know about the fantasy worlds you’d want to live in. Feel free to add other options in the comments!
#PollMondays: Which upcoming movie are you most excited to see?
It’s that time again. You know the drill. VOTE!
Torture Cinema Poll: September Revenge of the 90s!
Well, you did it guys. You picked an absolutely awful movie last month, so hopefully you enjoyed our screams of agony as we reviewed Battle Beyond the Stars. Now you have a chance to take your revenge on us for whatever it is we’ve done to deserve all this torture. We imagine it was something truly terrible, like eating the last cookie. Actually, we just picked all 90s movies to take revenge on Shaun for being ridiculously picky about what appeared in the poll this month. SUCK IT, SHAUN! Have at it, folks! TORTURE US WITH ALL THE AWFUL THINGS WE ALREADY ENDURED IN THE 90s!! (It’s no wonder we’re so messed up)
#PollMondays: Which of these 80s fantasy movies rules them all?
It’s time for yet another poll! This time, we’re going to focus on a fantasy question. You know the drill!
