I’m waiting for the day when a microbiologist stumbles upon this blog and tells me I’m being clever with these Viking Amoeba. After all, I do an extraordinary amount of research on these things. In any case, here’s the new recruit: The Shield — Palustria Apteryxe Strength 6; Intelligence 3 Special Ability: Encase (divert all damage dealt to one ofyour amoeba to Palustria; reduce that damage by half) (Geist by Philippa Ballantine)
It’s easy. Just click to choose the movie to torture us with next. Or don’t. We don’t care either way, because we’re still sure this whole “let you choose” thing is a glorious mistake…
Guess what we’re watching! We’ve never seen this movie, but we’re pretty sure that when we record on Thursday, we will have mad hate for all of you. May you burn in the fiery depths of listener hell!
We have a new recruit, and this one is definitely on fire. He’s going to light things up. The Internet will be ablaze with heated conversation. We’re pretty sure you’ll have the hots for him. Really. We do. How are you enjoying my puns? Not even a little laugh? Really? Fine. If you’re going to be that way, then I’ll leave you with the following: The Vastatiotor — Castellan Ustulanthis Strength 6; Intelligence 5 Special Ability: Scorched Earth (If Castellan is involved in combat, inflict 1 point of damage to all enemies on the field oncecombat has ended and an additional 2 if Castellan dies) (Tome of the Undergates by Sam Sykes) If you want to see the other additions to the army, check out our Viking Amoeba Army page.
You know the drill: pick one movie you’d like us to review at the end of June for our Torture Cinema feature! We promise to hate you no matter which one you choose. Feel free to suggest titles for future polls in the comments. We’re itching to know which movies you hated or have heard were bad!
Apparently the folks down in Hollywood have decided that maybe regular people kind of like science fiction and fantasy! Yay for geek and nerd-dom! At least, that’s how it appears based on the sheer number of new science fiction and fantasy based television series that are slated to come out this year. Granted, the folks at SyFy did just cancel Stargate: Universe, but they also have a new Battlestar Galactica series on their books, so maybe they’re not completely evil. With all these new shows coming to the tube, we want to know which ones you’re looking forward to (after the fold):
