It’s that time again! You get to select the next bad movie we’re going to have to watch and review… So vote away: Just remember that everyone vote earns our hatred and scorn. You’ve been warned…
October is coming up mighty quick, and with it comes candy and middle-aged men and women dressed up as ninjas and creepy guys in masks with fake chainsaws to scare all the little kiddies… I mean, that’s not what we’re doing. Then again, we’re not middle-aged… In any case, we really need your help for our Torture Cinema feature. For the first time ever, we’re going to have a special Halloween edition of Torture Cinema. This means we need suggestions. If you know of any bad supernatural or science fiction horror movies that you think we should watch and review, let us know in the comments, send us an email (skiffyandfanty[at]gmail[dot]com), send us a tweet, or look for our link on Google+ and leave a message. We’ll collect all of the suggestions and narrow them down to the five most popular selections. After that, you all get to vote on one of them, which will result in Jen and Shaun kicking and screaming about your poor life choices. Now start your suggesting!
You picked it. Now we have to watch it. And what did you all pick? This piece of crap: Thanks a lot, jackasses. (Then again, it’s a horror movie, which means Jen will really hate it. We might have fun after all…)
There’s nothing quite like terrifying your enemies by riding on the back of an enormous dragomaeba! Say hello to our new recruit! The Draekon of Foleris — Vohextra Naeglerian Strength 10; Intelligence 5 Special Ability: Fear (Vohextra must be blocked by three or more amoeba) (Sword of Fire and Sea by Erin Hoffman) For the record, our interview with Erin should be up on Monday (on schedule this time). Cool, no?
It’s time to pick another movie. We hope you make the right choice, because the last one you all picked as awful… And don’t forget that you can always suggest new movies to add to our larger list. We don’t watch anything you don’t let us know about! After all, we watch bad science fiction, fantasy, and horror movies so you don’t have to…
We’d like to thank Eoghann Irving for launching a small, but not inconsiderable, campaign for our next Torture Cinema movie selection. Without him, we’d likely be watching something like Jumper, which is only moderately bad as a movie. In fact, after all the awful movies we’ve been forced to watch in the last year, we might have actually come to like Jumper. Maybe. But such niceties are not in the cards, it seems. Instead of Jumper, we get to watch this: Thanks, Eoghann. Really. You’ve just given us the much-needed rationale for committing homicide…
