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Torture Cinema Poll #7 Results

Have we mentioned how much we hate you all? No? Oh, well, we hate you so much that we’re willing to watch the movie the vast majority of you picked for us.  And that movie, polling at 65% of the votes, is the following: To be fair, I’m looking forward to the pain Jen will have to endure while watching this movie than I am the movie itself.  You all know it will be priceless listening to her squirm… So thanks, everyone.  We appreciate your vigor in making sure we have to watch the cream of the crop.  

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Happy Birthday, Jen!

That’s right, it’s Jen’s birthday!  She’s already got her presents from me (sorta), but we should all come out of the woodworks and say a very happy birthday to her, don’t you think? So here goes: Happy Birthday, Jen!   Congratulations on your 13th year of being 21!  

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Coming Soon: Torture Cinema, Christmas 2011

Last year, we watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.  It was a festive monstrosity of a review, opening and ending with a little Christmas cheer. But this year, we’re reaching even farther into the abyss.  That’s right, we’re watching a foreign film…from Norway Finland! Prepare yourselves!  On Dec. 24th, 2011, we’ll release our review of Rare Exports, which may or may not be the most brilliant Christmas horror movie ever made.  And did we mention that we’re going to drink ourselves silly during the recording process?  Yeah…

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Giveaway Announcement: The Ancient Blades Trilogy by David Chandler

Are you interested in a shot at some free fantasy novels?  Of course you are!  And I’ve got a bunch of free stuff for you all. Over at my personal SF/F blog, I am running a giveaway for David Chandler’s The Ancient Blades Trilogy.  Two people will receive copies of the first two books in the series, and one lucky winner will get the entire set. And what do you have to do for it?  Practically nothing.  Just head over to the post and leave a comment telling me one thing you like about fantasy literature (and a way to contact you, obviously).  It’s that simple! So if you want a shot at some free books, head over and talk about the lovely fantasy genre!

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