Torture Cinema Poll #11 Results: Our Holiday Special Film is…
And it’s all because of you. The episode will drop on 12/24/12. Prepare yourself. The Mayans were wrong. The world ends because of us…
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Torture Cinema Poll #11: The Holiday Special? You Decide…
It’s that time of year again! And that means we’re going to have to review another holiday-themed genre flick. Call it “Deck the Halls with Bows of Awful” or “Torture Bells” or “Torture the Red-Tinged Brainsmear.” Whatever you want to call our once-a-year Torture Cinema special, the most important thing you need to know is that you get to choose what we watch. So take your little clicker thing and vote! Links to films: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) Elves (1989) The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Santa’s Slay (2005)
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Torture Cinema Poll #11: Pick Our Next Movie (80s Special Edition)
Paul Weimer will be taking his rain check in July for our 80s special edition of Torture Cinema. That’s right. The 80s. We asked for suggestions and you all were more than forthcoming. We then filled up a huge list of crappy 80s movies and narrowed them down to five for this poll. Don’t worry, we’ll hit up the 80s again. Here’s the poll. Vote away!
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A New Viking Amoeba Recruit from Paul Genesse
And another recruit! Many more to come, too… The Draekon’s Underling — Vannus Ebromia Strength 3; Intelligence 5 Special Ability: Whisper (In secret, add +3 to strength for one of your Viking Amoebas for one turn; write the target amoeba on a piece of paper and reveal it during combat) (The Secret Empire by Paul Genesse)
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Torture Cinema Poll #10 Results: Our Next Torture…
Jen is really going to hate me for this, and Paul too, but it had to be done. Thanks to all our listeners, we will be reviewing the following stinker of a movie:
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A New Viking Amoeba Recruit from Clay and Susan Griffith
I’ve been a bad host about getting these Viking Amoebas up in a timely manner. Expect a whole lot more in the future. But for now, here’s the newest recruit to the Army! The Consumer — Duchaosus Strength 5; Intelligence 1 Special Ability: Absorb (During combat, you may sacrifice one amoeba to permanently increase Duchaosus’ strength by that amoeba’s strength) (Vampire Empire: The Greyfriar by Clay and Susan Griffith)