Coming Soon: Torture Cinema, Christmas 2011
Last year, we watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It was a festive monstrosity of a review, opening and ending with a little Christmas cheer. But this year, we’re reaching even farther into the abyss. That’s right, we’re watching a foreign film…from Norway Finland! Prepare yourselves! On Dec. 24th, 2011, we’ll release our review of […]
Torture Cinema Poll #6 Results
To be honest, we’re actually (sort of) looking forward to re-watching this piece of crap for Halloween. Here’s to a funny, semi-drunk edition of Torture Cinema. That’s right: Jen and I are going to be drinking. But the question is what…
Torture Cinema Poll #6: The Special Halloween Edition!
It’s time to help us pick another movie! This time it’s for Halloween, which means Jen is going to spend the entire week being terrified of everything on this list… Vote away!
Torture Cinema #5 Poll Results
You voted for it, and on Monday, we’ll deliver our bitter, slightly humorous review. And what did you vote for? This piece of crap: Thanks again, guys. We love you all like we love an undiscovered brain tumor…
Torture Cinema Poll #5: Pick Our Next Movie!
It’s that time again! You get to select the next bad movie we’re going to have to watch and review… So vote away: Just remember that everyone vote earns our hatred and scorn. You’ve been warned…
Halloween Special: We Need Your Movie Suggestions!
October is coming up mighty quick, and with it comes candy and middle-aged men and women dressed up as ninjas and creepy guys in masks with fake chainsaws to scare all the little kiddies… I mean, that’s not what we’re doing. Then again, we’re not middle-aged… In any case, we really need your help for […]
