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144. Eragon (2006) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”

5 May

Dragons, cliches, and bad acting, oh my!  Our next Torture Cinema feature is finally here, and this time we’re looking at the 2006 film adaptation of Christopher Paolini’s Eragon, in all its terrible glory.  So sit back and enjoy the ride (we sure didn’t).

We hope you enjoy the episode!

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Here’s the episode (show notes are below):

Episode 144 — Download (MP3)

Eragon Poster

Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:38:16)

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138. King Arthur (2004) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”

4 Apr

Anachronisms, vampiric Arthurian ladies, and more anachronisms, oh my!  If you couldn’t tell from the title, the SandF crew takes on the infamous mythological monster, King Arthur.  And boy do we have a lot to say about this one!

We hope you enjoy the episode!

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Here’s the episode (show notes are below):

Episode 138 — Download (MP3)

King Arthur

Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:45:09)

Watch the movie at your own risk!

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Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).

That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

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Torture Cinema Poll #15: The Fourth Torture of 2013 (You Decide!)

28 Mar

You know the drill, right?  You vote.  We watch.  Then we record a podcast review while consuming copious amounts of alcohol…

Vote away!

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133. 10,000 BC (2008) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”

2 Mar

Bad history, bad ideas, and just plain bad, oh my!  You all picked it, so we watched and reviewed it here (w/ Shaun Duke, Jen Zink, and Julia Rios).  And in case you didn’t know, this film is bad.  You’ll have to listen to discover why…Or, you could just watch it, if you’re brave enough.  Do you have the guts?

We hope you enjoy the episode!

Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!

Here’s the episode (show notes are below):

Episode 133 — Download (MP3)

10,000 BC Poster

Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:34:23)

You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible.  Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone.

Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).

That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

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Torture Cinema Poll #13: The Second Torture of 2013 (You Decide!)

17 Feb

It’s that time again!  You know the drill.  Vote and you shall receive…over an hour of us trying to understand why these films were made in the first place!


The Movies (view at your own risk):

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