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Torture Cinema Poll #18: You Decide!

You know what time it is!  I’ve randomized the list and these are the top five choices.  Vote away! Note:  Some films may appear on the list which may not fall under the “torture category.”  This is because often the sequel is the actual bad movie, but we feel it is necessary to watch everything in sequence.

150. The Avengers (1998) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure” w/ Ian Mond

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode150TortureCinemaMeetsTheAvengers/SandF%20–%20Episode%20150%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20The%20Avengers.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSFurries, bad weather, and painful banter, oh my!  You picked it, so we had to watch it.  But we didn’t do it on our own.  Nope.  We roped Ian Mond from The Writer and the Critic Podcast into joining us for this endless reel of terror.  Featuring our amazing acting talents, our five-by-fives, and lots of laughter, this is one episode you don’t want to miss (unless you’re crazy and actually like this film). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 150 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 2:10:58) The Avengers (IMDB) Ian’s Blog Ian’s Twitter The Writer and the Critic Podcast Shooting the Poo Podcast You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible.  Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

144. Eragon (2006) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode144TortureCinemaMeetsEragon/SandF%20–%20Episode%20144%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20Eragon.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSDragons, cliches, and bad acting, oh my!  Our next Torture Cinema feature is finally here, and this time we’re looking at the 2006 film adaptation of Christopher Paolini’s Eragon, in all its terrible glory.  So sit back and enjoy the ride (we sure didn’t). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 144 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:38:16) Eragon (IMDB) You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible.  Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

Torture Cinema Poll #11: The Holiday Special? You Decide…

It’s that time of year again!  And that means we’re going to have to review another holiday-themed genre flick.  Call it “Deck the Halls with Bows of Awful” or “Torture Bells” or “Torture the Red-Tinged Brainsmear.”  Whatever you want to call our once-a-year Torture Cinema special, the most important thing you need to know is that you get to choose what we watch.  So take your little clicker thing and vote! Links to films: The Santa Clause 3:  The Escape Clause (2006) Elves (1989) The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Santa’s Slay (2005)

#SkiffyandFanty Episode 111 — Torture Cinema Meets Midnight Chronicles (w/ Julia Rios)

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShowseasonThree–Episode111–TortureCinemaMeets/Sandf–Episode111–TortureCinemaMeetsMidnightChronicles.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSTorture Cinema returns with special guest, Julia Rios.  This month, we watched and reviewed Midnight Chronicles, a glorious fantasy stinker foisted upon us by Alison Marlowe.  To make matters worse, we were tasked with doing three different impressions for the skit.  And that’s where a little trivia comes in: The first person to guess which three famous actors we are poorly trying to impersonate (and I mean POORLY) will get a free science fiction and/or fantasy book from me.  All you need to do is send your answers to skiffyandfanty[at]gmail[dot]com or leave a comment below.  As long as I can send the book to you without having to spend $50, you can enter. So enter! We hope you enjoy the episode!  (Don’t read past this point if you want to be surprised by our lists in the show.) Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Note #2:   Shaun needs a new laptop and could really use your help.  See here for details and perks for donations. Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 111 — Download (MP3)   Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:20:08) Julia’s Website You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible.  Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.