Torture Cinema Poll #11: The Holiday Special? You Decide…
It’s that time of year again! And that means we’re going to have to review another holiday-themed genre flick. Call it “Deck the Halls with Bows of Awful” or “Torture Bells” or “Torture the Red-Tinged Brainsmear.” Whatever you want to call our once-a-year Torture Cinema special, the most important thing you need to know is […]
Torture Cinema Poll #10 Results: Our Next Torture…
Jen is really going to hate me for this, and Paul too, but it had to be done. Thanks to all our listeners, we will be reviewing the following stinker of a movie:
Torture Cinema Poll #10: What should we watch next?
Well, it’s that time again. You get to decide how much pain to cause us at the end of the month. Have at it…
Torture Cinema Poll #8 Results
The results are in, but to make things interesting, we’ve decided to launch a preemptive strike: we’re going to record two Torture Cinema episodes at the same time, but post them during different weeks. “What’s the big deal about that?” you might say. Well, we’re going to drink through the whole thing. From start to […]
Torture Cinema Poll #3 Results
We’d like to thank Eoghann Irving for launching a small, but not inconsiderable, campaign for our next Torture Cinema movie selection. Without him, we’d likely be watching something like Jumper, which is only moderately bad as a movie. In fact, after all the awful movies we’ve been forced to watch in the last year, we […]
Torture Cinema Poll #3: Pick Our Next Movie!
It’s easy. Just click to choose the movie to torture us with next. Or don’t. We don’t care either way, because we’re still sure this whole “let you choose” thing is a glorious mistake…
