Torture Cinema Poll #18: You Decide!
You know what time it is! I’ve randomized the list and these are the top five choices. Vote away! Note: Some films may appear on the list which may not fall under the “torture category.” This is because often the sequel is the actual bad movie, but we feel it is necessary to watch everything in sequence.
150. The Avengers (1998) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure” w/ Ian Mond
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode150TortureCinemaMeetsTheAvengers/SandF%20–%20Episode%20150%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20The%20Avengers.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSFurries, bad weather, and painful banter, oh my! You picked it, so we had to watch it. But we didn’t do it on our own. Nope. We roped Ian Mond from The Writer and the Critic Podcast into joining us for this endless reel of terror. Featuring our amazing acting talents, our five-by-fives, and lots of laughter, this is one episode you don’t want to miss (unless you’re crazy and actually like this film). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 150 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 2:10:58) The Avengers (IMDB) Ian’s Blog Ian’s Twitter The Writer and the Critic Podcast Shooting the Poo Podcast You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
Torture Cinema Poll #17: You Decide!
In order to help us move around our now enormous list of terrible films (50 titles long!), we’re going to start randomizing the items that appear on our polls. This way, we’ll make the voting a little more interesting by constantly cycling different batches of films to our lovely listeners. And so, I present you our 17th Torture Cinema poll! Vote away! (Note: Please do not vote for Hardware. I have since removed it from the list due to excessive gore and an apparent robot rape scene. We should be more specific about content restrictions in the future, but please note that we will not watch any movie containing a rape scene, whether successful or otherwise. We also have a hard time handling excessive gore and will have to strike off supernatural or science fiction horror films that involve a lot of gore — Jason X is probably our limit. In this case, Hardware was stricken off due to the presence of an attempted rape scene. As horrible as the films chosen for our Torture Cinema feature may be, we draw the line at subjects that are, at the very least, grossly offensive to our listeners as comedic material. Rape is one of those topics. Thank you for your understanding!) IMDB Pages: Suburban Commando Hardware Space Mutiny Birdemic Prophecy
147. Stargate (1994) — The Third Anniversary Special
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode147TheThirdAnniversaryStargateSpecial/SandF%20–%20Episode%20147%20–%20The%20Third%20Anniversary%20Stargate%20Special.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSStargates, anniversaries, and laughter, oh my! To celebrate our third podcast anniversary, we decided to review a film we might actually enjoy! And if it’s not already obvious, we chose Roland Emmerich’s 1994 blockbuster, Stargate. This episode is stuffed with all the stuff you’ve come to expect from Torture Cinema, and much more: our 5-by-5s, a humorous (slightly perverted) skit featuring some of our favorite impressions, and a secret blooper reel (not so secrete really, since I just told you about it). Thanks to all of you who have been listening, whether since the beginning or fairly recently. We hope we continue to entertain you for years to come! We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 147 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 2:25:40) Stargate (IMDB) You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
144. Eragon (2006) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode144TortureCinemaMeetsEragon/SandF%20–%20Episode%20144%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20Eragon.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSDragons, cliches, and bad acting, oh my! Our next Torture Cinema feature is finally here, and this time we’re looking at the 2006 film adaptation of Christopher Paolini’s Eragon, in all its terrible glory. So sit back and enjoy the ride (we sure didn’t). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 144 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:38:16) Eragon (IMDB) You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
138. King Arthur (2004) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode138TortureCinemaMeetsKingArthur/SandF%20–%20Episode%20138%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20King%20Arthur.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSAnachronisms, vampiric Arthurian ladies, and more anachronisms, oh my! If you couldn’t tell from the title, the SandF crew takes on the infamous mythological monster, King Arthur. And boy do we have a lot to say about this one! We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 138 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:45:09) King Arthur (IMDB) Watch the movie at your own risk! You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
