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Torture Cinema Poll #8: Pick Our 2nd 2012 Movie

I don’t think it’s necessary to remind you how much we hate you all for not picking Jumper.  But I guess there’s not much we can do about that.  You people seem to love it when we watch the truly awful and offensive… So here’s the next poll: Notice the new addition.  If you pick that one, Jen will use every source at her disposal to find out where you live and ruin your garden…

Episode 82 (Season Three) — Torture Cinema Meets Twilight

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/www.archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShow2seasonThree–TortureCinemaMeetsTwilight/Sandf–Episode2–TortureCinemaMeetsTwilight.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSOur second episode of the third season is finally here.  I say that knowing it’s only been a few days since the last episode went live.  But we’re catching up on some unfinished business, so you’ll have to give us a break. Episode 82 is our much anticipated Torture Cinema feature, in which we review-while-intoxicated the wonderfully terrible “romance” flick known to lesser beings as Twilight (we like to call it “1,000 Ways to Destroy Female Self-Esteem”). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 82 — Download (MP3) Intro and Torture Cinema Meets Twilight (0:00 – 28:17) Twilight (IMDB) Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

Monthly Movie Madness #7 — January 2012

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/www.archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShow–MonthlyMovieMadness7–January2012/Sandf–MonthlyMovieMadness7–January2012.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSWe’re back with our monthly movie feature, albeit a little late.  I’ll spare you the long explanations and introductions! Tune in and enjoy! Here’s the episode: MMM #7 — Download (MP3) The Movies (from IMDB): The Devil Inside Our scores:  Shaun (4) / Jen (4) The Divide Our scores:  Shaun (4) / Jen (4) Underworld:  Awakening Our scores:  Shaun (2) / Jen (4) What do the scores mean? 1 — I’d rather kill myself! 2 — Probably Torture Cinema 3 — Eh, maybe… 4 — I’d like to see it! 5 — I’ll be there in costume! The big question:  which movies do you want to see and which would you rather throw in the dumpster?

Episode 80 — Torture Cinema Meets Rare Exports (Christmas Special)

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/www.archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShow6.7–TortureCinemaMeetsRareExports/Sandf–Episode6.7–TortureCinemaMeetsRareExports.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSWe’re back with the last episode of the year.  And it’s a special one:  a Christmas Special involving a supposedly bad movie and alcohol. We hope you enjoy the episode! Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 80 — Download (MP3) Intro and Torture Cinema Meets Rare Exports (0:00 – 36:43) Rare Exports (IMDB) Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

Episode 72 — Torture Cinema Meets Jason X

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/www.archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShow5.9–TortureCinemaMeetsJasonX/Sandf–Episode5.9–TortureCinemaMeetsJasonX.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSYou voted for it, so we have to watch it.  Today is our super special Halloween edition of Torture Cinema…and we’re watching Jason X, one of those awful science fiction horror flicks.  Thanks, guys.  We love you too. But to make things a little more interesting, we’ve decided to start including a little acting into this feature.  Every Torture Cinema episode will feature a special one act play, in which we re-enact a scene from the movie in question.  Granted, our acting is about as bad as the movies we have to watch, but at least we’re funny, right? We hope you enjoy it! Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): (Note: the WordPress.com audio plugin isn’t working and I don’t have time to fix it. Clicking the link below should allow you to stream from the site, though. RSS subscribers will likely see the little audio thing.) Episode 72 — Download (MP3) Intro and Torture Cinema Meets Jason X (0:00 – 35:57) Jason X (IMDB) Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.

Episode 68 — Torture Cinema Meets 2012

http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/www.archive.org/download/TheSkiffyAndFantyShow5.5–TortureCinemaMeets2012/Sandf–Episode5.5–TortureCinemaMeets2012.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSYou voted for it…and we unhappily obliged your fascination with terrible movies.  This week we take on 2012, that terrible John Cusack and Amanda Peet flick about the end of the world.  After this, I’m pretty sure Jen and I will start reviewing films while drunk…maybe we’ll let you select the alcohol. In any case, check out the new episode and let us know what you think!  If you chuckled a little, then our job is complete… Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 68 — Download (MP3) Intro and Torture Cinema Meets 2012 (0:00 – 42:39) 2012 (IMDB) Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.