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Torture Cinema Poll #3 Results

We’d like to thank Eoghann Irving for launching a small, but not inconsiderable, campaign for our next Torture Cinema movie selection.  Without him, we’d likely be watching something like Jumper, which is only moderately bad as a movie.  In fact, after all the awful movies we’ve been forced to watch in the last year, we might have actually come to like Jumper.  Maybe. But such niceties are not in the cards, it seems.  Instead of Jumper, we get to watch this: Thanks, Eoghann.  Really.  You’ve just given us the much-needed rationale for committing homicide…

Torture Cinema Poll #3: Pick Our Next Movie!

It’s easy.  Just click to choose the movie to torture us with next.  Or don’t.  We don’t care either way, because we’re still sure this whole “let you choose” thing is a glorious mistake…

Torture Cinema Poll #2 Results

Guess what we’re watching! We’ve never seen this movie, but we’re pretty sure that when we record on Thursday, we will have mad hate for all of you.  May you burn in the fiery depths of listener hell!