Torture Cinema Poll #17: You Decide!
In order to help us move around our now enormous list of terrible films (50 titles long!), we’re going to start randomizing the items that appear on our polls. This way, we’ll make the voting a little more interesting by constantly cycling different batches of films to our lovely listeners. And so, I present you our 17th Torture Cinema poll! Vote away! (Note: Please do not vote for Hardware. I have since removed it from the list due to excessive gore and an apparent robot rape scene. We should be more specific about content restrictions in the future, but please note that we will not watch any movie containing a rape scene, whether successful or otherwise. We also have a hard time handling excessive gore and will have to strike off supernatural or science fiction horror films that involve a lot of gore — Jason X is probably our limit. In this case, Hardware was stricken off due to the presence of an attempted rape scene. As horrible as the films chosen for our Torture Cinema feature may be, we draw the line at subjects that are, at the very least, grossly offensive to our listeners as comedic material. Rape is one of those topics. Thank you for your understanding!) IMDB Pages: Suburban Commando Hardware Space Mutiny Birdemic Prophecy
144. Eragon (2006) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode144TortureCinemaMeetsEragon/SandF%20–%20Episode%20144%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20Eragon.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSDragons, cliches, and bad acting, oh my! Our next Torture Cinema feature is finally here, and this time we’re looking at the 2006 film adaptation of Christopher Paolini’s Eragon, in all its terrible glory. So sit back and enjoy the ride (we sure didn’t). We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 144 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:38:16) Eragon (IMDB) You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
138. King Arthur (2004) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode138TortureCinemaMeetsKingArthur/SandF%20–%20Episode%20138%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%20King%20Arthur.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSAnachronisms, vampiric Arthurian ladies, and more anachronisms, oh my! If you couldn’t tell from the title, the SandF crew takes on the infamous mythological monster, King Arthur. And boy do we have a lot to say about this one! We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 138 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:45:09) King Arthur (IMDB) Watch the movie at your own risk! You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
133. 10,000 BC (2008) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode133TortureCinemaMeets10000BC/SandF%20–%20Episode%20133%20–%20Torture%20Cinema%20Meets%2010%2C000%20BC.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSBad history, bad ideas, and just plain bad, oh my! You all picked it, so we watched and reviewed it here (w/ Shaun Duke, Jen Zink, and Julia Rios). And in case you didn’t know, this film is bad. You’ll have to listen to discover why…Or, you could just watch it, if you’re brave enough. Do you have the guts? We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 133 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:34:23) 10,000 B.C. (IMDB) You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
Torture Cinema Poll #13: The Second Torture of 2013 (You Decide!)
It’s that time again! You know the drill. Vote and you shall receive…over an hour of us trying to understand why these films were made in the first place! The Movies (view at your own risk): 10,000 B.C. (2008) Solar Crisis (1990) Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) The Avengers (1998)
130. Jumper — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
http://media.blubrry.com/skiffyandfanty/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/SandFEpisode130TortureCinemaMeetsJumper/Sandf–Episode130–TortureCinemaMeetsJumper.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | iHeartRadio | Podchaser | Podcast Index | Email | TuneIn | Deezer | RSSThe torture is strong with this one… In our 26th Torture Cinema feature, we take on the underwhelming terror of Jumper. You picked it (finally!) and we’ve got a heck of a lot to say, too. So sit back, get your popcorn, and enjoy the pain…Our pain. Not yours. Obviously… We hope you enjoy the episode! Note: If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show! Here’s the episode (show notes are below): Episode 130 — Download (MP3) Intro and Discussion (0:00 – 1:33:17) Jumper (IMDB) The Great Lake Conspiracy — A Mustache and the Mutt Adventure Buy James’ book! It’s good stuff. You can also support this podcast by signing up for a one month free trial at Audible. Doing so helps us, gives you a change to try out Audible’s service, and brings joy to everyone. Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0). That’s all, folks! Thanks for listening. See you next week.
