Torture Cinema #94: Stan Helsing (2009)

Dirty mice, invisible plots, and Leslie Nielsen, oh my! Shaun Duke, Alex Acks, and Paul Weimer throw themselves on Freddy’s clawed hand to discuss Stan Helsing, a movie made by drunk people to torture the dead. Together, they discuss the film’s approach to humor, its nonsensical plot, why Leslie Nielsen is in this movie, and all the ways that this film is both offensive and hopelessly lazy. You picked it, so we watched it. Thanks a lot, y’all.

We hope you enjoy the episode!

Overall Grade: F- ish

Show Notes:

Stan Helsing (2009)(IMDb)
Our Grades:
- Shaun (F-)
- Alex (F)
- Paul (F-)
- Average (F- ish)

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