It’s about time we ask a silly question, and what’s more silly than deciding the victor in a fight between trolls and singing frogs? Here are our answers:
Trolls are dumb. Really dumb. Singing frogs, on the other hand, are adept manipulators. See here for evidence:
See? If you honestly think a troll (or even trolls) can outsmart a singing frog, then you are totally looney tunes.
Singing Frogs. Obviously. Here’s my rationale:
In the grand scheme of things, the trolls could probably eat all the frogs and there you have it, but realistically speaking, the frogs probably out breed the trolls. So, really, all the frogs have to do is keep squirting out tadpoles and let the trolls kill themselves off (by getting tricked into staying out in the sun by gray wizards). Anyway, you know trolls totally have a weakness for singing (because I say they do) and the frogs could probably just sing them into a mesmeric daze until the sun comes up – gray wizards not necessary!
Either way, the singing frogs win!
Now we want your opinion! Who do you think would win: trolls or singing frogs? Let us know in the comments!