Torture Cinema Poll: October Halloween Horror!

2 Oct

It’s that time of year in which we all suddenly transform into witches, vampires, and goblins! Oh, who are we kidding? Some of us are ALWAYS witches, vampires, and goblins. But since we’re not allowed to go trick-or-treating anymore, because we’re adults, we have to review awful horror movies for a special Halloween release instead! These movies are probably more horrifying than candy corn pizza. Maybe. Honestly, candy corn pizza is probably the scariest thing we’ve seen this year.

Your torture selection is from our specially curated list by David Annandale, so we’re sure they’re all hauntingly good. MUAHAHAHAHA!

In conclusion:

What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?

Exorcise a lot.

 

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One Response to “Torture Cinema Poll: October Halloween Horror!”

  1. shaunduke October 2, 2017 at 4:03 pm #

    There’s no way we can do any movie other than Stephen King’s cocaine-fueled killer car disaster film…

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