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Torture Cinema Poll #14: The Third Torture of 2013 (You Decide!)

3 Mar

You know the drill.  Vote!

Torture Cinema Poll #12 Results: Our First Torture of 2013!

27 Jan

We asked for your votes, and this is what you’ve given us to watch:

JumperJumper (IMDB)

And so, we shall watch it, and hate it, and report back to you all soon with our pain…

Torture Cinema Poll #11 Results: Our Holiday Special Film is…

19 Dec
Boy is it special...

Boy is it special…

And it’s all because of you.

The episode will drop on 12/24/12.  Prepare yourself.  The Mayans were wrong.  The world ends because of us…

Torture Cinema Poll #11: The Holiday Special? You Decide…

12 Dec

It’s that time of year again!  And that means we’re going to have to review another holiday-themed genre flick.  Call it “Deck the Halls with Bows of Awful” or “Torture Bells” or “Torture the Red-Tinged Brainsmear.”  Whatever you want to call our once-a-year Torture Cinema special, the most important thing you need to know is that you get to choose what we watch.  So take your little clicker thing and vote!

Links to films:

The Santa Clause 3:  The Escape Clause (2006)
Elves (1989)
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Santa’s Slay (2005)

Torture Cinema Poll #10 Results: Our Next Torture…

17 Jun

Jen is really going to hate me for this, and Paul too, but it had to be done.

Thanks to all our listeners, we will be reviewing the following stinker of a movie:


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